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Chappers Blog – Lite Due to complaints that some of the truth in previous blogs has hurt and that others cant read fast enough I am experimenting with new Blog lite format. So here goes. Pre game • Arrived had Henrys. • Hyder is wearing flip flops again to much astonishment • Hyder is wearing a new L & P t-shirt (can I have one in extra large please) • Dex announces L & P logo has changed to wind up Hyder. • Rob trying to out Hollyoak Coll in the fashion stakes. 1st Hand • Coll 2 – Hahah – Me 7 – Steve N Rob Steady – Big H spare 12 – Dex 7 • 42 total. • Out to bar for football talk. 2nd & 3rd Hand • Coll shit - Buys scratchings for 2nd week running. • Me 7 & 7 – Consistent • Steve Steady (Missed a spare chance) • Rob opened his spare account.10 • Hyder and Neil are neck and neck with Neil returning to ickle spares (12) • Hyder sings along to tears on my pillow and shockingly knows far too many words. • Martin the landlord wets himself over his own funny stories. • Bod turns up in the end having fought through heavy traffic on Preston Road. Half time. • Bod is wearing silver bling from pack Monday fair. • Eat Colls scratchings • Play Chase ace – Dex is stitched up and out first two hands. Hands 3 & 4 • We are losing but not by much. • Coll is still shit • Bod tells tales of how he is teaching his 5 year old to play poker. • I hit 8 & a very unlucky 4. Homo on the opposition is beating me. • Steves matching Shaggy • Robs looking good both on and off the alley. • Hyder is Hyder • Dex is chasing Hyder. • Back in bar Rob refuses to play Newmarket.(Toys and pram) • We play 7 card brag. • We take the mick out of each other. • We think we are going to lose this. Last hand • Col is bottom on 38 but not dropped as we have a personnel shortage next week. • I finish on disappointing 41 • Steve looks good for 48 • Rob finishes on a season best 45 • Hyder & Dex need play off for tote 51 each. Dex wins in tense 2 round battle. • They need 42 to win. Afterwards • Beer sinks in and it starts to degenerate. • We dine on Quiche Lorraine & Turkey Rolls. • Bod takes pictures of the red & brown sauce bottles because he thinks they look like dirty holes from up close. • Bod takes pictures of everyone and everything filtered by his pint of Henrys • Chris comes in and announces we have won by 6. • We don’t believe him and have to check. • Confirmed we have our first league points of the season. • Happy we go home to our ladies to share in our joy.
Thursday, 21 September 2006
Chappers Mind - Blog LITE 21-9-06